On a lighter note

Accidents that Jon and I have caused thus far:

1. The woman who ran into the curb with her car while staring at Jon.
2. The delivery boy who crashed his bike while looking back at me.
3. The truck-driver that rear-ended a cab while looking at me.
4. The cabbie that ran over a curb while turning a corner because he was looking at us.
5. The two little kids that tripped and fell over each other while gaping at us in the park.
6. The couple that bumped into each other and nearly fell as we walked by.
7. The cabbie who nearly hit the fruit guy today because he was staring at me..
8. The fruit guy who missed his table with the fruit he was setting out, because of me.
9. The guy who missed the first step on the staircase and tripped. Because of me.
10. The girls on the bus who nearly missed their stop and then plowed over some other people just in time. Why did they almost miss their stop? Because they were staring at me.

And there are more... and I'm sure there will be more. What started as an annoyance (the people staring) has now become a source of endless humour for me. I just laugh all the way home.